I was watching  a very little bit of the network news the other day and caught George Clooney, browbeating a reporter for calling Barack Obama,,  ”Obama”,  and not “President Obama”.

I so longed to hear these words in reply to the goon Clooney.   ” I’m sorry,  if am to understand you correctly George,  I can call Lincoln,  Lincoln,  Cliinton,  Clinton,  and Bush,  Bush,  but I’m required to call Obie,  President Obama.   Ok,  I believe I understand that now,,  thank you for correcting me,  your assholeness. “