Carbon DiOxide (a joke?)

Last Monday, the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) officially declared carbon dioxide and other greenhouse gases a danger to public health and welfare. The announcement gives the EPA the authority to mandate policy that would regulate carbon emissions, regardless of whether or not Congress passes the long awaited cap-and-trade bill.

This is one of the crazier examples of government hyper-management and control.   So now, the very air we breath out is classified as a “danger to public health and welfare“.   Not to mention,  the output of basically all living things!   Hmmm,  seems there was a Hollywood movie with a solution for that problem,  DESTROY ALL LIVING THINGS ON EARTH.     But wait,  no that wouldn’t work either,  even dead swamps and dead bodies emit carbon dioxide!   Oh well,  on a brighter note,  I suppose this negates the need for a gun to protect ones self.   If attacked all I would have to do is threaten to breath out, on the attacker.



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